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Signatures and Quotes

Below are some quotations and signatures I have come across and like!

Where possible, I have tried to give credit to where *I* found them which may nopt be the original author




Women like nothing better than to see a man enjoying himself. And then stopping him.
(AARSE:JoeCivvy)

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
(AARSE:shortarms)